YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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