fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
