You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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