Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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