So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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