im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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