so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
