What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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