So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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