I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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