I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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