just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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