You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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