Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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