It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Green mimosas i think yes
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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