Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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