I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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