I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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