ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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