Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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