How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
