I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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