We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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