Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
this will be a night to untag.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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