okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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