I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I'm at about main and main street
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
