...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
