i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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