some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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