Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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