sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I believe in your delicious
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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