I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Randomize
