you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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