And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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