Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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