In the future we'll all be gay
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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