i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Even my vagina gasped.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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