You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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