I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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