when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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