worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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