I'm lost and stupid without you.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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