I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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