gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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