Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
