i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
