Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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