we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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