I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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She said her name was "party"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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