Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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