But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
