Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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